This Week in Late Night: Get Ready to Stifle your Vomit

So the fall TV season is in full swing and that means pretty much everyone is on; Letterman obviously scored the biggest guest of the week – he’s got the President on tonight (although if we’re going by girth, Leno has Rush Limbaugh on Thursday, if you want to tune in to what might be the least watchable hour of television ever broadcast)

(Seriously, Rush fucking Limbaugh on the Jay Leno Show? Can anyone name something worse than this?)

(Fucking Leno!)

Also, an update: we’re not listing Chelsea Handler’s comics anymore because it’s a rotating panel of comedians and every week it’s pretty much the same 20 people or so.

Anyway, let’s get to it.

LETTERMAN

9.24 Craig Ferguson

CONAN

9.21 Ricky Gervais

9.22 Lisa Lampanelli

9.23 Martin Short

9.24 Joel McHale

9.25 Seth MacFarlane

FERGUSON

9.24 Jason Schwartzman

9.25 Ted Danson

FALLON

9.22 Seth Meyers

9.23 Amy Poehler

9.24 Anthony Anderson

9.25 Kevin Smith

LENO

9.22 Pee Wee Herman, Amy Poehler

9.23 Vince Vaughn