Monday, September 7, 2009

This Week in Late Night: The Final Moments Before the Lenopocalypse

Surprisingly, even though it’s Labor Day week, pretty much everything is on this week (although we are still Daily Show and Colbert-free, which continues to suck).

Next Monday brings the first installment of NBC’s dreaded Jay Leno Show, which threatens to rip the very fabric of Late Night apart, resulting in a singular anomaly that will swallow the entire talk show circuit whole, leaving only the drifting corpses of Ellen Degeneres and Kelly Ripa behind in its terrible wake. We can only hope some last-minute act of bravery on behalf of some selfless NBC executive will stop this impending apocalypse.

9.7 Tracy Morgan, Leslie Mann

9.8 Richard Lewis
9.11 Bill Hader

9.8 Neil Patrick Harris
9.11 Drew Carey, Mindy Kaling

9.11 Russell Brand

9.8 Jeff Ross
9.9 Kathy Griffin

9.7 Sarah Colonna
9.8 Josh Wolf, Renee Gauthier, Kevin Hart
9.9 John Caparulo, Donnell Rawlings, Arden Myrin
9.11 Brad Wollack, Loni Love, Scott Henry

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